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nikkidecoy:

wakethedead:

(via betterthansex)

Mustaches!

You not only changed the size of vehicle registration stickers so they are shorter and wider, but made the registration card huge.  So, I have an “11” sticker that hangs over the previous years’ stickers and a registration card that doesn’t fit in my document organizer in the car.  Thanks!

Emergency vehicles at your neighbor’s house the day after Thanksgiving is really sad.

Update:  My neighbor just died.  :(

People I’m thankful to have in my life:

Kayla, Curtis, my mom and dad, and Matt.

I intend to eat two huge meals at two different houses and then express disbelief about how much I’ve eaten as I slip into a food coma.

nikkidecoy:

mindymaygan:

courtneytothemax:

All he has to do is treat her as though there is no one else in the world like her. Give her the time of day. Be sweet to her. Be cute.

Thats it. It’s that simple. Looks don’t matter. Personality is everything.

dead on.

There’s a court hearing tomorrow.  I’m really anxious for it to be over!  I need good vibes sent this way!

I picked up a book at Borders last night called 11,002 Things to Be Miserable About.  I turned randomly to a page, browsed down the list and saw “facial rashes.”  I currently have some wacky dry rash on the right side of my cheek.

(via palahniukandchocolate)

Want!

If I can’t grow one…

Dave Matthews Band - American Baby followed by The Guess Who - American Women

“I hope you stay, American baby”  ——->  “American woman, stay away from me”

I’m sorry.  I’m pretty lame.  I’ve been “living” at Matt’s for basically four days.  He doesn’t have his own transportation right now and I’ve been helping out.  I don’t want his roommate/landlord to get mad that I’m there, like, all the time lately…but, I’m pretty sure he knows what’s up.  It’s hard to tell, I never know when he’s home.  I’m rambling.

ohnoitsthecops:

(via zoee)

This is bullshit. I learned how to write in all of these fonts from a book I got from Scholastic Book Club in second graaade. PLs.

Scholastic Book Club!  I loved when it was time for the teacher to hand out the current catalog of books to order from!

I have entered into a new place in my sexuality.  That’s pretty cool!

I had my windshield replaced about two years ago after a rock came flying off the top of a semi and crashed into my window.  I noticed before that something wasn’t right about it, but never thought it was a huge deal.  Today, I went to the car wash to attempt to get the bird crap off my car.  In three different places across the top water came flying in.